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Five goof-ups/mistakes/messes Albert made as a kid.

Ahaha oh GOODNESS. This took me a surprisingly long time to think up between running between threads, SORRY XD;;.

1. Trying to paint. He probably got paint not only all over himself, but on the expensive carpet/marble floor too. I don't think he's ever tried to paint since.

2. Tree climbing. I can imagine young Albert clambering up a massive tree one day just because he could and Franz standing at the bottom yelling "GET DOWN FROM THERE D:" and Albert going "NO WORRIES, I'M GOOD AT THIS :D--" and at that moment the tree branch he was leaning on snapped and he fell and probably broke his arm :Db. gg albert.

3. I imagine Albert and Franz would've practiced mock-sword-fighting with sticks and broom handles a lot. One day he would've tried to coax Eugenie into playing too, and once they got going, she would've forgotten to block and he accidentally got her on the side of the arm, and she would've cried or yelled at Albert, one or the two. And he would've felt guilty and apologised profusely and asked what he could do to make it up to her-- therein lying his mistake. Albert had to play with Eugenie and her doll house for the next month 8);;.

4. As a younger teenager, at some party one night, he had his first taste of alcohol to look "cool", and ended up losing track of how often people kept topping his glass up. I can only imagine that Franz noticed what was going on a little too late and had to take a somewhat drunk Albert home.

(Albert never told his parents about this incident, despite the fact that he woke up in the morning with a killer hangover. When his mother asked him what was wrong, he lied and said that it must've been something he ate. ... When Franz came over to check on him, he got lectured :<. Albert didn't drink again for a few years after that.)

5. ... Franz wants me to add: "ASSUMING FRANZ IS STRAIGHT" 8D;.

No wonder, but they're all adorable! Thanks!

FIVE THINGS ALBERT LIKES IN A ~~CROSSDRESSER~~ WOMAN!

Five times that Albert has gotten in trouble because he was a silly willy naive noble.

Five ways that Albert is happier now that he's dropped his daddy's fake noble name. (Alternately, five ways he is SADDER)

Oh man, the first one really depends. Are we talking about proper romantic relationship here or just sex? Because the two are REALLY different in Albert's mind. If it's just sex, I think he just wants them to be pretty/hot. (He IS a teenage boy after all :x.) As for a romantic relationship... well.

Five things Albert likes in a woman:

1. He likes women who are "gentle". Like Peppo appeared to be when they first met, like Valentine, like he knows Eugenie is underneath it all.
2. On the shallower scale, he um, won't say no to boobs. It's not a prerequisite or anything, and he's not lecherous and won't openly admit to sometimes being a little distracted by large racks and impressive cleavage, but he's not going to complain if they're like LOL BOOBS IN UR BASE either.
3. He likes girls he feels he can talk to. If he feels awkward around them for whatever reason (like Anko licking his fingers l-lol), it's no good.
4. Uhm... common interests are good 8D? But then, that relates back to #3.
5. All right okay yes he is occasionally shallow and does prefer girls who are pretty, yes. Though that's kind of a moot point, since no girl in camp or in anime is ever NOT pretty. Hell, even the GUYS are pretty.

AUGH this one was too tough to think up XD. I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON I'M SORRY also it's 2 AM and I'm about to fall asleep and I just couldn't think of anything XD;.

Five times that Albert has gotten in trouble because of his naivety.

1. He believed in things like Santa and The Tooth Fairy for much longer than the average child. When Franz tried to break it to him once when they were kids that Santa didn't really exist, Albert got angry and tried to defend Santa's existenstial honour, and they got into another one of their nothing-fights |D;;.
2. Once, on her birthday, Albert tried to give Eugenie flowers. When Eugenie blushed and asked him why he was giving her flowers, he said it was because his father said it was the Right Thing To Do and if she didn't like them, he would get her a better present? ... Eugenie didn't talk to him for a week afterwards.
3. ... Got tricked into coming to camp :D?
4. ... Uhhh. Can we count everything that happened within the series? Like the stuff with the Count? And Peppo?
5. ... See #4 of the above comment to Usagi. </cheater>

Oh man, for the last one, I'm not really sure I can list FIVE XD;. It doesn't really have a HUGE impact on him in-camp, except for distancing himself from his father mentally, because nobody except for Franz knew who his Father was. Before camp though, it made conversation a lot easier. He dropped that surname PRETTY damn quickly after the first few times he tried to introduce himself as Albert de Morcerf. Uhm. I can't really elaborate on it any more than that XD? SORRY. Some part of him does kiiind of miss the whole royal-treatment thing 'cause he's not really used to being treated on the same level as a NORMAL person and he's used to having lots of servants everywhere, but again, he had a few months to adjust to that before he came to camp, so he's much more used to it now.

Five things Albert likes best about camp.

Five things Albert likes least about camp.

Five things Albert likes best about camp.
1. FRAAAAAAAAANZ
2. It's not France-- nobody knows who he is
3. It's so crazy that it does a REALLY good job of distracting him from his emo
4. All the interesting people he gets to meet and interesting worlds he gets to learn about
5. ... FRAAAAAAAANZ

Five things Albert likes least about camp.
1. The cat ears. He REALLY does not like them.
2. He kind of misses having servants around to do stuff for him, simply because now he has to work out how to take care of himself
3. The fact that people who want to/need to leave and are becoming unhappy BECAUSE they're being forced to stay here against their will can't leave-- he thinks that must be awful for them :(((
4. The boring stretches. He loves it when something's happening, and he hates it when nothing's happening. Nothing happening means that he has nothing else to do other than be introspective, which he kind of needs to avoid because inside his head is a wonderful land of joy and joyness and by that I really mean emo and trauma.
5. The library and it's unco-operativeness in refusing to hand him anything other than trashy romance novels xD

Five ways Taki has figured out how to train in camp.

Five ways Taki has figured out how to train in camp.

1. ROBO-COW OBSTACLE COURSE for speed and dodging ;D
2. Running/jogging around the entire boundary of camp for general fitness/endurance
3. Throwing a football against a wall for throwing/catching practice, or occasionally conning some poor soul into practicing with him (l-lol hi Mika)
4. Moving random bits of furniture (beds, tables, what have you) as often as possible when people aren't looking and then moving them back (FOR BLOCKING TRAINING, YOU UNDERSTAND)
5. And of course, all his usual daily before-bed stretching excercises which no doubt drive the entirety of cabin 13 absolutely mad ;D