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[count_onme]

Ohhh screw it. Bandwagoning.

5 things meme for Albert and Taki. I've never done one of these before so... go easy on me :D?

I'll probably respond OOCly unless it would be really hilarious to do otherwise |D;;.

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[chocobeoulve.livejournal.com]

FIVE THINGS ALBERT LIKES IN A CROSSDRESSER WOMAN!

Five times that Albert has gotten in trouble because he was a silly willy naive noble.

Five ways that Albert is happier now that he's dropped his daddy's fake noble name. (Alternately, five ways he is SADDER)

[count_onme]

Oh man, the first one really depends. Are we talking about proper romantic relationship here or just sex? Because the two are REALLY different in Albert's mind. If it's just sex, I think he just wants them to be pretty/hot. (He IS a teenage boy after all :x.) As for a romantic relationship... well.

Five things Albert likes in a woman:

1. He likes women who are "gentle". Like Peppo appeared to be when they first met, like Valentine, like he knows Eugenie is underneath it all.
2. On the shallower scale, he um, won't say no to boobs. It's not a prerequisite or anything, and he's not lecherous and won't openly admit to sometimes being a little distracted by large racks and impressive cleavage, but he's not going to complain if they're like LOL BOOBS IN UR BASE either.
3. He likes girls he feels he can talk to. If he feels awkward around them for whatever reason (like Anko licking his fingers l-lol), it's no good.
4. Uhm... common interests are good 8D? But then, that relates back to #3.
5. All right okay yes he is occasionally shallow and does prefer girls who are pretty, yes. Though that's kind of a moot point, since no girl in camp or in anime is ever NOT pretty. Hell, even the GUYS are pretty.

[perfectdays.livejournal.com]

AUGH this one was too tough to think up XD. I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON I'M SORRY also it's 2 AM and I'm about to fall asleep and I just couldn't think of anything XD;.

Five times that Albert has gotten in trouble because of his naivety.

1. He believed in things like Santa and The Tooth Fairy for much longer than the average child. When Franz tried to break it to him once when they were kids that Santa didn't really exist, Albert got angry and tried to defend Santa's existenstial honour, and they got into another one of their nothing-fights |D;;.
2. Once, on her birthday, Albert tried to give Eugenie flowers. When Eugenie blushed and asked him why he was giving her flowers, he said it was because his father said it was the Right Thing To Do and if she didn't like them, he would get her a better present? ... Eugenie didn't talk to him for a week afterwards.
3. ... Got tricked into coming to camp :D?
4. ... Uhhh. Can we count everything that happened within the series? Like the stuff with the Count? And Peppo?
5. ... See #4 of the above comment to Usagi. </cheater>

Oh man, for the last one, I'm not really sure I can list FIVE XD;. It doesn't really have a HUGE impact on him in-camp, except for distancing himself from his father mentally, because nobody except for Franz knew who his Father was. Before camp though, it made conversation a lot easier. He dropped that surname PRETTY damn quickly after the first few times he tried to introduce himself as Albert de Morcerf. Uhm. I can't really elaborate on it any more than that XD? SORRY. Some part of him does kiiind of miss the whole royal-treatment thing 'cause he's not really used to being treated on the same level as a NORMAL person and he's used to having lots of servants everywhere, but again, he had a few months to adjust to that before he came to camp, so he's much more used to it now.